Antiqua gs Members

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Rob Hayden (p:2006)

Consistent like a metronome. Every shot identical. Solid and reliable. – None of these things have been said about Rob. An extremely dangerous player in the Antiqua format. His mercurial style of play can reap large rewards but can leave his partner exposed. 2012 was a traumatic time for the young Hayden until he was able to go mano a mano with Bob Currie on the last day and finally claim a few holes.

Chris Penfold (p:2009)

Fresh blood for 2005, Chris spent the first day at Purbeck giving everyone a golf lesson. He finished just 2 shots off his frightening official handicap of 11. The rest of the crew took it upon themselves to intoxicate him for 2 evenings to the point where his golf deteriorated to a standard more appropriate for this esteemed gathering

Nick McEvoy (p:2001)

Capable of extremes and inventor of the legendary Bugger's Scoop™. Can play very good and very bad golf within the space of a couple of holes. Confidence and concentration when working make Nick a strong team-mate. The bulk of his play is bogey/double bogey material which makes for some decent scores. Buggy insurance recommended.

Mark Cole (p:2010)

Fresh blood for 2007, Mark had the misfortune of being paired up with his colleague Nick who spent the entire trip on the grass lavatory searching for plankton.

Neil Simmons (p:2005)

An Enigma. Plainly put he is a better golfer than his scores would suggest. If Neil can avoid the pitfalls of recent years he will be a force in this years tournament. The society feeling is that his time is coming and this year may be right for a truer reflection of his ability

Gary Sacre (p:2007)

Never one to mark anything up, Gary is one of the most natural players in the society. Relaxed on the course, he is capable of some very accurate shooting. Some of the longer distances do not work in his favour but his tidiness around the fringes means there are rarely major numbers on his scorecard. Precise play will be needed if he is to benefit from Bruce's feast or famine scoring

Dave Hipwell (p:2002)

Confidence was high after last year. Dave is not the most natural player in Antiqua but his application in developing his technique is to be admired. Artistry from anywhere within 100 yards of the hole. Each year he has focussed his attention on scoring and is now regarded as the leading player in the overseas Antiqua GS tours. If he can keep his temperament in check he will be there or there-abouts come the final round. He will give his team-mate the confidence to risk all.

Bruce MacGregor (p:2011)

Strong competitive instinct (barely -ed) compensates for some wayward hitting and an unrefined swing. Potentially a dangerous opponent, especially in Antiqua Scramble, where his fluctuating style may steal a few holes. High H'cap and the capacity for springing surprises on the short holes could put Bruce and team-mate in at the death. Tactics will be crucial to team success and Bruce will need to make some astute shot selection and use his team-mate to give the overall scoring some stability.

Steve Thomas (p:2004)

Capable of moments of genius, hence 2002's individual award. In contrast to the accolades he has accumulated in recent years it is Steve's ability to create a pattern of consistent play, which will stand his team in good stead. His team-mate can go for broke on the occasional hole and trust Steve to put in a strong banker.

Grant Currie (p:2008)

Now an 8 year veteran, Grant's inaugural trip in 2004 saw him surprise everyone (not least of whom, weights & measures who set his handicap) and help his teammate to scoop the Team Prize. He followed up this remarkable debut with an inability to stay out of the lavatory on the last day of the 2005 trip

Pete Waxman

2 trips and 2 solid performances. Originally the outright beginner, he has raked in a number of trophies already and is always ready with a quick story regarding food poisoning on the 15th fairway.

Ed Hollands (p:2003)

Always a popular teammate or opponent Ed has explosive power off the tee. If he is hitting straight he can outdistance anyone in Antiqua giving him a significant advantage where the Green approaches are expansive. Wandering attention and a hook that would frighten Peter Pan have cost Ed top spot on recent occasions. On his day Ed is a potential outright winner of the competition. Expect him to benefit from the steady influence of his team-mate

Pete Sketch

Pete's first trip in 2006 came in a year completely absent of any other golf which may not have been the best preparation to face such terrifying opposition. Needless to say, Pete returned home empty-handed but with a freshly revitalised liver and no spade.

David Hare

More fresh blood for 2007, David was a constant source of factamation and not inconsiderable golfing expertise.

Jon Alexander (p:2012)

Packed with potential, Jon's improving style makes handicap calculations challenging. With trusty rescue club in hand, his fairway play rarely has him in serious jeopardy. Golfing attire reminiscent of UPS doesn't always ensure delivery from the tee. Improvement here will make for a serious golfer, and threat in the Antiqua game format. Expect Jon to be in contention for serious honours.

Mark Bunday (p:2014)

A fairytale start for the Peter Pan of Antiqua golf. Precision and consistency from tee to green mark him as a serious force. Having survived a stewards enquiry about his lack of alcohol consumption, he lets his golf do the talking. On course and off he is the rising star of antiqua gs. We'll all drink to that.

Alex Moore (p:2013)

A new joiner in 2011, Alex brings with him a wealth of international experience as well as the focus and creativity of the entrepreneur. Therefore dramatically unfamiliar surroundings of the Antiquan rabble should serve to throw him off his game completely.

Scott Currie

Coming from a similar Peterborian Gene Pool as the Currie Senior, this lad has a lot to prove.

Phil Sweeting (p:2016)

Long suspected of being a ringer, Phil was invited along in 2012 to carry Chris' bag and found himself staying. It is believed the aroma of late night cocktails tempted him back, noone is really sure.

Carl Tinsley

Given to the occassional swing from golfing genius to folly, Carl fitted into the Antiquan structure perfectly. A man committed to the perfect pint, he will never abandon his post at the bar.

Tim Waterton (p:2015)

Standing astride the tee like a collussus, not for Tim the fear that grips many men's hearts as they face a challenging fairway. His golf is second only to his famous books of jokes in the anals of Antiquan history.

Kristian Sonderby

Like a true Viking raider, Kristian landed on two Antiquan shores and laid waste to many a poorly defended fairway.

Dave Fisher (p:2017)

A relative newbie Dave proved to be a fairly serious golfer, taking a team win in his first year.

Graeme Cann (p:2019)

A new member in 2017, Canny adopted the traditional mix of unwise levels of booze, questionable dancing and sunny golf like a natural.

Stuart Penfold (p:2018)

Penners Snr has been drafted in to keep tabs on his wayward younger sibling, and the approximately 10-14 other wayward imbeciles in his company.

Rob Anderson

Bringing a new level of military and engineering precision to the Antiquan hierarchy, Sarge has proven himself capable of getting to both breakfast and the bar on time every time, whistling at a level usually reserved for incoming mortar shells and using the shadows to terrify innocent drunken golfers as they make their way through a darkened alley to their hotel room.

Jason Craig

A newbie for 2019, Jay has found the beguiling and intriguing combination of much drink, golf, tapas, quizzage and the company of legendary Liverpool managers entirely to his liking. Probably.